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We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common Defence, promote the General Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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The new version will begin thus:We the Very Rich People of the United States,
in order to create greater division among our fellow Americans
and form a more perfect Union among ourselves,
to establish control of the Justice system to our Benefit
and the Subordination of Others,
to promote Unrest among the Others
and insure our own Domestic Tranquility,
to provide for the Defence of our Property and interests,
to promote the Luxury of the Very Rich,
and to secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our heirs,
do ordain, establish, and hide this Upgraded Constitution for the USA.
1776 Declaration of Independence: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, and that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"
ReplyDelete2016 Declaration of Trumpendence: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all rich people are created equal, that they are endowed by their inheritence with certain nonnegotiable rights, and that among these are luxury, liberty, and the pursuit of dominance."